1. A Romanian is not „surprised”…his „face has fallen off” (I-a picat fața).

2. A Romanian didn’t just „do so much with so little” … he „made a whip out of shit” (Face din rahat bici).

3. A Romanian won’t „lose temper” … his „mustard will jump off” (Îi sare muștarul).

4. A Romanian hasn’t just „screwed up” … he „threw his boogers in the beans” (A dat cu mucii-n fasole).

5. A Romanian won’t „try to fool you” … he’ll „throw vapours at you” (Te aburește).

6. Nor will he „lie to you” … he’ll „sell you doughnuts” (Vinde gogoși).

7. A Romanian doesn’t „suddenly get it” … his „coin drops” (Îi pică fisa).

8. A Romanian is not „extremely tired” … he’s „cabbage.” His life is not „chaotic” … it’s „cabbage.” And his room is not „a complete mess” … it’s also „cabbage” (Varză).

9. A Romanian doesn’t simply deem an effort „useless” … he says it’s „a rub on a wooden leg” (Frecție la picior de lemn).

10. You don’t „drive a Romanian nuts” … you „take him out of his watermelons” (Îl scoți din pepeni).

11. A Romanian will not have „the impostor syndrome” … he will „feel with the fly on his cap” (Se simte cu musca pe căciulă).

12. In Romania, things are not „far away” … they’re „at the devil’s mother” (La mama naibii).

13. A Romanian is not „crazy” … he’s „gone on a raft” (Dus cu pluta).

14. A Romanian won’t tell you to stop „wasting time” … he’ll tell you to stop „rubbing the mint” (Freca menta).

15. A Romanian won’t say that something is „cool” … he’ll say it’s „concrete” (Beton).

16. A Romanian is not „nervous” … he „has a carrot (in his ass)” (Are un morcov în fund).

17. A Romanian doesn’t just „keep quiet” … he „keeps quiet like the pig in a corn field” (Tace ca porcu-n păpușoi).

18. As a Romanian you don’t „fool yourself” … you „get drunk with cold water” (Te îmbeți cu apă rece).

19. A Romanian is not „stupid” … he’s „a Venice bush” (Tufă de Veneția).

20. A Romanian won’t „call it quits” … he’ll „stick his feet in” (Își bagă picioarele).

21. A Romanian hasn’t been „scammed” … he „took a spike” (A luat țeapă).

22. A Romanian is not „a drunkard” … he’s „a blotting paper” (Sugativă).

23. A Romanian will not look at you „confused” … he will „stare like the crow at the bone” (Ca cioara la ciolan).

24. A Romanian doesn’t have „unusual ideas” … he has „a curly mind” (Minte creață)

Sursă: Matador Network

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